Monday Madness!

Horror Penalty!

Jay Rodriguez blew his chance to score a hat-trick for Burnley against Nottingham Forest when he sliced a penalty kick painfully wide after slipping over at the crucial moment. Watch it here.


Amazing "Flying Back-Heel Bicycle Scorpion Kick Goal!"
The title says it all really. Erlan Mealla scored this goal in the Bolivian league for Nacional Potosi against...The Strongest! Watch it here.

His ticket being placed on.

Not-So-Super Mario!

Mario Balotelli is back in the news this week! This time he parked on a double yellow line and therefore got (another) parking ticket. Balotelli is notorious for getting parking fines and it was reported last year that he had notched up £10,000 worth of tickets, and had had his luxury Maserati impounded 27 times.


How to attack a Linesman!
Mexican striker Carlos Vela failed to live up to his potential at Arsenal but he is now proving to be a big hit in Spain - and by big hit I mean he is slamming into officials and wiping them out. Watch it here.

Neymar and co.

How to attack Neymar!
Brazilian star Neymar recently notched the 100th goal of his career on his 20th birthday, but instead of presenting him with a celebratory cake, his Santos buddies decided to turn him into one.


How to attack yourself! 
Swiss international Eren Derdiyok entered the hall of fame for the maddest injuries - a tootbrush related injury. The Bayer Leverkusen striker will be out for 3 weeks.