Torres wins chance to train with Drogba!
Chelsea striker Fernando Torres was at the end of a joke at Didier Drogba's Foundation charity ball when the winner of a training session with the Ivorian offered to donate it to the Spanish striker.
My foot hurts!
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson experienced a night of horrors on and off the pitch - his team were beaten 3-2 by Athletic Bilbao, and an electronic substitutions board fell on his leg.
My head hurts!
It's astonishing when any player scores five goals in one game - but Lionel Messi's record-breaking Champions League haul was made even more impressive after it emerged he was suffering from a headache beforehand.
Save the frogs!
Manchester United midfielder Park Ji-Sung has been asked to put his weight behind a campaign to protect frogs in South Korea.
Footballer sues church as life with God costs him chance to be a Devil!
A former Portuguese Division Three player is suing the evangelical church which he claims cost him the chance to play for Manchester United. Arquimedes Nganga, 46, is seeking £10million damages from the Baptist Union as he claims that, had the church not turned him into a ‘fervent evangelist’ he would have been good enough to play for the Red Devils.
The 46-year-old, who has accused the leaders of the Baptist Union of causing him ‘psychological harm’, said: ‘I could definitely have had a long career in the Premier League.
‘I see a lot of players today who I am not inferior to and perhaps better than.
‘Most midfielders are either defensive or attacking but I was both. I had something new.’
Manchester United have yet to comment.
Torres doesn't even want to score!
Goal-shy striker
Fernando Torres gave the clearest indication yet that he's severely
lacking in confidence after it emerged he turned down the chance to take
a penalty in Chelsea's 2-0 FA Cup win over Birmingham. In our first ever Monday Madness we saw Bury's Schumacher and Coke arguing and fighting over a penalty. This was the total opposite.
